I tried reading mysteries, and the idea of them kind of appeals to me, but I really just get bored. I thought if you threw in a gay protagonist I would be more into it, and with that formula I started reading Rob Rosen’s “Southern Fried” No dice. I couldn’t wait to finish this book, and I was so bored it took me a week. I thought the characters were unrealistic, and the sex scenes were hollow and gratuitous. Just not my kind of book.