Rotten Bay (Movie Thoughts: Baywatch)

imagesI never really did watch the television show ‘Baywatch’ when it was on, so how come I am here, writing about ‘Baywatch.’ the movie? Well, look at the poster on the left – Zac Efron. Somehow I keep on championing him, even though he really makes the kinds of movies I don’t really champion. But this one is really the worst of all I have seen. It’s almost an insult to a cast that’s really hard working to make everything work. And can you believe this is the first movie I have seen starring Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson, having never seen any of the Fast & Furious franchise flicks. Too bad the whole two hours (and change) is a total waste of time – a mish mash of bad jokes and clumsy set up. And my dear Zac is even painful to look at – his body has gotten to a point where it is so jacked up that it seems manufactured by steroids (I hope not, for the sake of his kidneys) so there really is not one iota of redeeming value for me here. Bye, Felicia!

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