How Much Is That Doggie In The Window (Television Thoughts: Marrying Millions, S01 E01, Lifetime)

mamillSometimes you just want to watch something on television thats really trashy where you want to just react and roll your eyes and judge people, and that is exactly what I did with the first episode of ‘Marrying Millions’ on Lifetime. It’s just one of those instances where I couldn’t decide what to watch – I start and stop shows feeling aimless. Well, when I chanced upon this show, it stuck at me enough for me not to touch the remote, so… I endured. And boy, what a heap of crap this is – we follow a bunch of couples wherein one of them is extremely wealthy, and the other not. Yes, a ‘Prince And The Pauper’ type of situation. And as much as I do believe in the powers of love, I am also bitter and cynical and can spot a gold digger when I see one. There is Jim and Brianna, and he is 60, and she is 21. I mean, surely, that’s pure love right? (eye roll) And there’s the footballer’s ex-wife who is dating her daughter’s friend. That’s all well and good, but for each to pretend that it’s not just physical… Don’t get me wrong, if I had all the money in the world, i would procure myself the most expensive boy toy so I am not one top judge, My one question is – if these people were so rich, why would they join a reality show? I am hooked.

It’s Not You, It’s You (Television Thoughts: You, S01E01 and S01E02)

You-season-1-posterI didn’t really read up on ‘You.’ the new show on Lifetime, before settling in to watch the first two episodes. The show, based on Caroline Kepnese’s novel, is not what I expected it to be. Well, sort of. I thought this was going to be one of those cute comedy/drama love stories, as it starts out when Joe (Penn Badgley) and Guinevere Beck (Elizabeth Lail) have a ‘meet cute’ at a bookshop. I thought that was kind of sweet and romantic, actually. But then Joe goes ahead and starts ‘researching’ for her on the internet (“All her profiles are public, it’s as if she wants to be found”)  and okay, I thought, this is kind of weird. And by the end of the first episode, we get to the ‘really weird’ category.  This gets to psychotic real fast, and the inner dialogue that Joe has – more sinister – takes over. Well, it doesn’t totally – there is still a semi-sweet touch to their courtship. but at this point you know this isn’t going to be one of those ‘touchy feely’ dramas.

Badgley is fantastic as your everyman meets psycho, and I think he is even more attractive now than when he was at ‘Gossip Girl.’ The material helps him – it shows both sides of teh character – the loving, softie who helps a little kid in his building, and the stalker who eliminates everything in his way for the love of Beck. And Beck isn’t as sweet as she seems to be, so far. I am guessing she has a dark side to her as well.  In short, I am already hooked.

Related:  You Ep 3 & 4 Review

Realted:   You Rest of Season 1 Review